What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Quia qui rem laborum itaque vel.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Do many women shave their vaginas?

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

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No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Is LGBTQ destroying the world?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts